Thursday, June 2, 2005

Sgblogconspiracy? Don't be fooled by the infantile meme

Again, I interrupt my hiatus to address this latest, ridiculous meme from mrbrown. Act like so funny, "Wait. Wait. Stomach. Pain. Stomach. Pain. Ok. I'm ok, now", trying to make a joke out of this whole thing, wishing, for course, for people to brush it off. I can't believe how many people are falling for this. Haven't watched Star Wars III people, still can forgive. Those who've watched, have you understood the moral of the story? The action is not in Episode III! It's in Episode I where Palpatine was paraded at the end of the show! It's all planned right from the start! In case you still haven't got it, let me tell you, how long has mrbrown been criticising the gahmen? How long has it been since he started writing his Singapore National Education series? No, wait, you tell me. Seven, coming to, eight years! Now, all this time, why on earth has the gahmen allowed this to continue unabated? Why hasn't he been silenced? Why hasn't he been taken out? Name me another soul in Singapore who is able to get away with this sort of thing, without threats of litigation, being dragged away in the middle of the night, and most importantly, fear. Yes, fear. Do you ever feel that mrbrown is fearful when he writes those SNE articles? I do not. And that's not right. He should be afraid, but he's not. Why isn't he afraid? Because he's actually in the employ of the gahmen! The whole idea is to let him continue writing his SNE articles without hassle so that he will gain all our trust. So that we will feel that mrbrown is one of us. Just like Emperor Palpatine. He has been running the show since the very beginning, but his real objective is to expose us! With the full knowledge and backing of the gahmen! And now, the cracks are showing. People are starting to see who the real people running the show are. And mrbrown thinks he can get away with it by laughing it all off! Bloggers are not infantile. They understand what Episode III is all about. They will understand what this meme is really about, too. Attend the Bloggers.SG BlogCon at your own peril

3 comments:

akikonomu said...

So, is this a satire or straight article? Remember, regardless of your intentions, mrbrown and tomorrow can still proudly claim this post as a participant of their meme.

Tell you what, let's take bets on whether this post ends up "tomorrowed" later today, with the usual "Wait, wait. Stomach pain, pain. Beri the funny ah, this Jeff Yen" comments and stamps of approval from cowboycaleb, jseng, and tinkertailor.

A.Ball.of.Yarn said...

Oh dear, I haven't been reading the blogs much to follow this meme, and I nearly took you seriously - a very readable theory you have there.:)

jeffyen said...

Yes, it's very readable, isn't it? That's because it's REAL!!

Anyway aki, no need to bet, I've pinged them and they've put up the story, as expected.

Once more, the gahmen will rule the galaxy, and we shall have... peace...