Friday, August 11, 2006

Tiger Woods Is An Alien/Swing Portrait

For many years, I've had the suspicion that golfer Tiger Woods isn't really a human, but an alien from the planet SasQuatch. That guy is a bloody machine, for crying out loud! A new feature that appeared a few days ago at NikeGolf's website seemed to confirm my worst fears. The Nike folks used a digital camera capable of capturing 4000 frames per second, pointed it at Mr. Woods, and requested him to do a swing. As I watched the swing portrait, I realised it should be obvious that anyone who can repeatedly replicated that sort of deadly power and grace, winning 50 PGA titles by the age of 30, simply can't be human. As Sherlock Holmes once said, once you eliminate all possibilities, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Anyway, even if you don't like golf, have a go at watching Tiger swing if only to see what a 4000 frames per second camera can show you. The cello background music is very nice too... I just started golf lessons for the first time and I was determined to learn as much from this alien as much as possible. I think watching the swing sequence numerous times might have helped; I got my breakthrough with the second set of 50 balls I hit last night. Everything just fits together when the ball flies, it's like a point of singularity so precise and yet so elusive. Anyway, here's a writeup I did 10 years ago if you're interested about this 'slow' sport works...

5 comments:

Jul Jul said...

I hate Tiger Woods.... I think he's so up himself. even though yes he is a gd player.. yet so are other ppl~ and I dislike that young asian girl Michelle Wie or somehting... just another tiger woods~ WAHAHHAAHAH

but hey! have fun learning golf~

jeffyen said...

Well, Tiger seems 'so up himself' because firstly, he's an alien and he doesn't usually smile until the last hole and secondly, he's just concentrating a lot while playing, which might appear to some as being a little aloof. That's how the sports work at the highest level, don't take it personally! haha

You might be interested in Ms Wie's Controversies!

Lenore said...

Hey there CELTA buddy. Golf?? What's up with that? Ah well, as long as your having fun :-D Don't turn into an alien yourself, hehe

lakeside girl said...

Time to update, jeff! :)

jeffyen said...

Hey Lenore, my favourite Dutch person! hehe. Golf is quite fun, though it can be very frustrating sometimes too. I guess that's what makes it fun, and frustrating. What am I saying...

Well, marilyn, ok i just updated hahaa :p